WASHINGTON, DC -- Today’s hearing of the Senate Armed Services Committee ended with a near-unanimous decision which ordered the unconditional withdrawal of every redheaded soldier currently stationed within Iraq. "America doesn’t support troops like that" said a senior Delaware Senator "I mean, parents may tell their children that freckles are 'angel kisses', but we're all adults here, & we all know better. Freckles are just gross."
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