A Letter to My Father Inlaw

Dear Mark,

Have you heard the old joke
about the duck that blows
bubbles
in a pond?

Well, there are these
four ducks, see?

And they go out to swim
in this peaceful pond
where they,
uh, um;

I forget how the middle part goes,
but it ends like this:

Red Wings
suck.

Sincerely,
Ryan