Creation Song

In the beginning, there was God. There was only God. Things went on like this for a good, long while. God got lonely. He decided to make things. He made enough things until he eventually made mud. Mud was made of water & dirt. God shaped the mud into proto men. The proto men hung from trees. The proto men began to watch the bunches of bananas. The bananas were not proto bananas; they were bananas as we know them today. They were modern bananas. The bananas were not made of mud; therefore, the bananas were edible. God watched proto men eat a lot of bananas. Tree branches became littered with a multitude of proto man’s banana peels. God left the banana peels where they were. As a rule, God did not like to clean things; He preferred to watch. It was only a matter of time until proto men began to slip on the multitudes of banana peels. The proto men fell into the mud that lived below the trees. All of the proto men that fell into the mud below were soon fell upon by hungry things. Unlike the proto men, the hungry things were not made from the twin elements of water & dirt. God had made these non-muddy things too. God was pleased, so He kept on watching. Things went on like this for a good, long while. God got bored. He decided to go out for a walk, instead of watching nothing happen. When God came back to watch His bananas, He immediately noticed that the banana trees were gone. God noticed that the bananas now lived in things called sundaes. It looked like the bananas were living in mud. It was not really mud, you see; it was really chocolate syrup. For the first time in history, God took a deep breath.