Dead Pan Alley

1.
How do you stop Peter Pan from crawling in circles?
Nail his other hand to the floor.

2.
How do you know that Peter Pan is dead?
The crocodile plays with him more.

3.
How do you make Peter Pan float?
Take your foot off its head.

4.
What’s the difference between a dead Peter Pan & a trampoline?
You remove your boots on a trampoline.

5.
What’s brown & gurgles?
Peter Pan casserole.

6.
What do you call Peter Pan stapled to your wall?
Art.

7.
What’s the advantage of dead Peter Pan Siamese twins?
Threesomes.

8.
How many dead Peter Pans does it take to paint a house?
Depends on how many you throw at it.

9.
How do you get 100 dead Peter Pans into a bowl?
With a blender.

10.
How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips.