Thursday, June 21, 2007

Biographical Notation, IV



Ryan Bird now comes in over-the-counter strength. Although now capable of affecting a wider audience, he has been cloned to resemble futuristic blister packets. He is also forcibly bred with experimental appetite suppressants by his ruthless Pfizerian overlords. This process is not nearly as sexy as you might think. Read the sordid details, here.

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