Friday, September 7, 2007

Vegemite King Is Dead, Long Live Nutella King


TORONTO, ON -- Robot Kissing Booth (RKB) is proud to announce that as of 12pm EST, Nutella will become the official almost-breakfast condiment of Ryan Bird's almost-mainstream poetry. After careful deliberation, our A-List panel of condimental gourmands would like to extend their heartfelt congratulations to the official runner-up, Marshmallow Fluff for making this such a closely contested race. Furthmore, RKB producers would like to thank the fans of this site for their almost-affordable text message votes, and although the contest is technically over, we encourage our loyal supporters to keep on voting; however, if they wish to stop voting, they should simply text the phrase "LAY IT ON THICK" to 5565.

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